WOO, i'm off to Spain in the morning.. what is there not to look forward to? there will be loads of sun, loads of shopping, loads if beaches and loads of fit top-less guys! CANT WAIT. what could possibly go wrong?

well, my dad booked the cheepest flight which means i have to sacrifice my important beauty sleep because we have to wake up at two bloody a.m, i might as well not go to bed! i mean who books a flight that takes off at 6 am? the pilot probably has to have two cans of red bull an hour just to keep focussed.

at least there will be sun which means we have packed factor 100 plus twice as much after sun as sun cream.. what? it's not fair, every time we go on holiday, no matter how much sun cream i use i alsways forget one little spot on my back and thats it; i start cooking and find myself transforming into a shrimp.

but its all better because i can buy a new top. the only thing is in spain it is full of skiny bitched who are imune to developing bellys. so in the spanish shops they only go up to size 8 cos thats the all they sell the rest of the year while us tourists stuff our gobs with chocolate ready for that diet we cant be bothered to go on so we just carry this exess flab with us anyway. so im stuck with another pair of new flip fliops then.

however, its al worth it to see the guys spain produce :) so where are they? i expect six packs all round. what do i get? the old men with a hairy chest. all the fit ones with a six pack either have a skinny girl attatched to them or they run and hide from me... :(

i no im complainin too much, its a holiday and i no that i will deffinately enjoy it. and im sure i can tell you all about it in my next blog when i get back. until then, enjoy the rain :)

(i so hope it rains otherwize it makes me look stupid..)

Holiday Packing

Im a girl. I like clothes. I like having lots of choice. im goin away for a week to Spain in a lush appartment with a washing machein :P WOO and i started picking out clothes today and i had no idea what to take. we went before and we ended up wearing half the things we took because we could wash stuff nd then dry it in two seconds. so this year i have no idea what to take because i have no idea what i will wear. and what makes it worse is that mum has decides to only take 2 suitcases between five of us. what? so not only do i not know what to take now i am restricted to about three things not including shoes! i just want to pack my whole wordrobe and see there and then when im in spain when i know what mood im in- do i want to wear: a dress, leggings, shorts, skirt, long t shirt, short t shirt, bikini, low cut.. the list is endless but my siutcase space isnt :(

Private Jokes

Private jokes are cool. i absolutely love it when a couple fo friends make up a private joke that constsntly makes them laugh and no one else gets it, becuase its your thing. for example; my and my friend E were ina BCS lesson when we decided to insalt eachother and what better way than to insalt your awesome friend than to cool them a SPANNER! ever since then we have caled eachother spanners and it makes us laugh every time. it has even evolved to new nick names like 'Runty' (her) and 'Rusty' (me) all because of a typos when were trying to insalt eachother some more. now we forever have this special little joke that we share!

however, when other people come in to a conversation and then mention private jokes that only a few people know nd its not you, it gets kinda annoyin... i feel if its their private joke, their little thing then they shouldnt come in and ruin our conversation with their little joke that leaves you all paranoid and annoyed becasue you havce no idea what they are on about. :@ if they are going to say a joke then make it a public joke like 'know knock..' or 'why did the chicken cross the road..? becaus then everyone can join in.

so to get my revenge on those people i would then plant a little private joke of my own and see how they like it. mwa ha ha

Childrens Programs?

I'm a real TV lover, it's not my fault my but is lurned to that sofa all the time... i like a variety of tv programs such as 'the mentalist' and 'mock the week'. and i also love a variet of chanels like 'BBC' and 'Living'. I like to think i am growing up a bit :) but i also love some kiddy programs! I know that CBBC is aimed at little children but they have some really cool stuff! for example, i love 'horrible histories' because it makes me laugh so much and some of the songs they compose are so catchy. infact while i typing this blogg i a listening to the Hieroglyphics song! even speaking to some of my friends and some adults i know they use little brother nd sisters or their children as an excuse to whatch 'Horrible Histories' and other CBBC programs like Disney Channel! what is it about these shows that are so cool yet unacceptable for teenagers to admit that they watch?

if you have bothered to read this sad blog that i cant believe i just posted then please comment nd tell me what you think bout this.....

why bother?

i asked myself a question before i started blogging today... why should i bother bligging if no one will actually read it? so i started thinking about possible reasons like:

-it gets things out of my system
-its like an internet diary
-it gives me something to do
-maybe one other person could read this nd pass it on to make me a blogging sensation

but to be honest, if no one reads it then what is the piont? i feel like an idiot posting bloggs that just sit there collecting vertual cobwebbs and vertual dust. but i think the even sadder thing is that even though i know no one will read this i am still typing. WHATS WRONG WITH ME?

Working

wow, i did a full nine hours of my first day of work!! i think i have the best job in the world because all i have to do is play with this adorable little hanycapped girl and then get paid!! what i didnt realise was how much attention this sweet little girl needed, you turn your back for one minni second and she starts cryin.. shes not attention seeking or anything but she needs attention 24/7. by the end of today i litterally crashed out on the sofa with pizza! the highlight of today was when my coolest bestest friend who might be readin this rang me and asked me of i was free so my replied by sayin 'no im at work'. but the bizzare thing was i was on the trampalene playing and messing around with this girl and i though 'how can i class this as work? they're paying me so it must be work..' i loved it :) now the one thing i want to do is save up like hell and then splash out at henry holland but i know i must save up for driving :) thats not too bad i guess but it would be better if iu could cruise along with that cool top...

Toothpaste

i dont know about any other families but i share a toothpaste with my two brothers. usually thats not such a bad thing but sometimes one of my stupid brothers might go on a sleepover, thats not such a bad thing but when he does he takes the toothpaste leaving the rest of us toothpasteless >:( so what can we do but be forced into borrowing our dads stupid stuff for sesitive teeth. i dont know if anyone out there has had to use that stuff for a night but it tastes ABSOLUTElY DISCUSTING. it has a completely different miinty flavour and a really weird after taste that can leave someone gagging for hours on end. but we have no choice. and what makes it worse is that when my brother does leave with OUR toothpaste he doesnt even tell us he's taking it.. how rude.

Hats -_-

hats, they look so cool when everyone else wears them and when they are on the shelf. but why is it that when ever i try them on they either don't fit, wrong style, look stupid or out of my budget? basicall, like most people who go abroad i lke to protect my head from the heat but so far the only way to do that is with a baseball cap and trust me, they look rediculas on me, epecially as we only ever get free hats from dad's work.
i have this really cool friend who brought a straw hat with her to the beach and i thought to my self 'that looks cool' so i went on a mission to get one. but i couldnt get one that fit or looked cool. suddenly i found an amazing hat that fit me and looked cool ad the best bit was it was only £1!! perfect :)